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  <h1>🧠 Adventures</h1>
  <p class="back"><a href="../index.html">← Back to Lobotomy Labs</a></p>

+  <h2>SBC Adventures — Phase 2: The Multiverse Strikes Back</h2>
+
+  <div class="story">
+    <p>It wasn't a dream. Reality is breaking — and the quarterly report is due at 3 PM.</p>
+    <p>The squad is trapped in a mandatory video conference call, desperately trying to look professional for the webcam while their entire multiverse crashes through the office around them. Orangutan nods politely at the laptop while hiding a greatsword under his desk, a dragon tail visible through the window. Sloth squints at the webcam, a flintlock under his desk, a pirate ship mast crashing through the ceiling. Tortoise sits perfectly still, a plasma rifle beneath him, Greek marble columns sprouting from the carpet. Chicken grins at the camera, a fire axe under his desk, ectoplasm dripping from the vents. "No, no technical difficulties on my end! Everything's FINE!"</p>
+    <p>From there it only escalates: a parking lot battle at lunch break, an elevator boss fight on the way to the all-hands, and a coffee machine final boss ("YOU BURNED THE COFFEE AND OPENED THE PORTALS!!"). They make it to the meeting — where the Regional Manager, backlit by a projector slide reading "Q3 TPS Reports and Interdimensional Synergy," waits with ghostly afterimages of their dream selves at the table.</p>
+    <p>The commute home is worse than any dragon (Sloth's GPS: "Recalculating... you have arrived at Mordor?"). Their house has merged into a museum of their own chaos — Greek temple roof, pirate mast through the garage, a dragon on the chimney. The couch is alive and it hates them. The pizza delivery arrives from a floating crystal alien ("That'll be 42 credits, 12 drachmas, or 3 doubloons."). At 2 AM, everything is slime. The fridge fights back. They sleep in a castle-bunk-bed fortification.</p>
+    <p>And then comes Tuesday morning. They drag themselves out of the merged house, "just another Tuesday," pull into the parking lot... and freeze. The office building has transformed into a colossal interdimensional citadel, surrounded by thousands of alternate-reality versions of themselves, all turning in unison. At the top of the stairs, a silhouetted CEO figure, backlit by lightning. The holographic banner reads:</p>
+    <p><strong>"PHASE 3: CORPORATE MERGER"</strong></p>
+  </div>
+
+  <h3>The Full Episode</h3>
+  <video controls preload="metadata" poster="images/sbc2/01.png">
+    <source src="videos/SBCAdventuresPhase2.mp4" type="video/mp4">
+  </video>
+
+  <h3>Gallery</h3>
+  <div class="gallery">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/01.png" alt="IT WASN'T A DREAM" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/02.png" alt="The Parking Lot Battle" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/03.png" alt="The Elevator Boss Fight" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/04.png" alt="The Coffee Machine Is the Final Boss" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/05.png" alt="The All-Hands Meeting From the Multiverse" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/06.png" alt="The Commute From Hell" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/07.png" alt="We Just Wanted to Watch TV and Sleep" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/08.png" alt="The Couch Is Alive and It Hates Them" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/09.png" alt="Extra Cheese, Hold the Cursed Artifacts" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/10.png" alt="It's 2 AM and Everything Is Slime" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/11.png" alt="The Fridge Fights Back" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/12.png" alt="The Most Fortified Slumber Party in History" loading="lazy">
+    <img src="images/sbc2/13.png" alt="Tuesday Morning: The Ultimate Cliffhanger" loading="lazy">
+  </div>
+
  <h2>SBC Adventures — The Multiverse Saga</h2>

  <div class="story">