diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/01.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/01.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4fe8929 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/01.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/02.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/02.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..541b00b Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/02.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/03.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/03.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..47e06be Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/03.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/04.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/04.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..afb92b5 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/04.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/05.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/05.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..39352b4 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/05.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/06.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/06.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..aba207a Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/06.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/07.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/07.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..14c8e9c Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/07.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/08.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/08.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1ab2042 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/08.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/09.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/09.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1e5d553 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/09.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/10.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/10.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..db6821d Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/10.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/11.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/11.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6d25fdc Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/11.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/12.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/12.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7d18738 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/12.png differ diff --git a/adventures/images/sbc2/13.png b/adventures/images/sbc2/13.png new file mode 100644 index 0000000..024a59e Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/images/sbc2/13.png differ diff --git a/adventures/index.html b/adventures/index.html index 7f0ef6a..09cefa7 100644 --- a/adventures/index.html +++ b/adventures/index.html @@ -79,6 +79,39 @@

🧠 Adventures

← Back to Lobotomy Labs

+

SBC Adventures — Phase 2: The Multiverse Strikes Back

+ +
+

It wasn't a dream. Reality is breaking — and the quarterly report is due at 3 PM.

+

The squad is trapped in a mandatory video conference call, desperately trying to look professional for the webcam while their entire multiverse crashes through the office around them. Orangutan nods politely at the laptop while hiding a greatsword under his desk, a dragon tail visible through the window. Sloth squints at the webcam, a flintlock under his desk, a pirate ship mast crashing through the ceiling. Tortoise sits perfectly still, a plasma rifle beneath him, Greek marble columns sprouting from the carpet. Chicken grins at the camera, a fire axe under his desk, ectoplasm dripping from the vents. "No, no technical difficulties on my end! Everything's FINE!"

+

From there it only escalates: a parking lot battle at lunch break, an elevator boss fight on the way to the all-hands, and a coffee machine final boss ("YOU BURNED THE COFFEE AND OPENED THE PORTALS!!"). They make it to the meeting — where the Regional Manager, backlit by a projector slide reading "Q3 TPS Reports and Interdimensional Synergy," waits with ghostly afterimages of their dream selves at the table.

+

The commute home is worse than any dragon (Sloth's GPS: "Recalculating... you have arrived at Mordor?"). Their house has merged into a museum of their own chaos — Greek temple roof, pirate mast through the garage, a dragon on the chimney. The couch is alive and it hates them. The pizza delivery arrives from a floating crystal alien ("That'll be 42 credits, 12 drachmas, or 3 doubloons."). At 2 AM, everything is slime. The fridge fights back. They sleep in a castle-bunk-bed fortification.

+

And then comes Tuesday morning. They drag themselves out of the merged house, "just another Tuesday," pull into the parking lot... and freeze. The office building has transformed into a colossal interdimensional citadel, surrounded by thousands of alternate-reality versions of themselves, all turning in unison. At the top of the stairs, a silhouetted CEO figure, backlit by lightning. The holographic banner reads:

+

"PHASE 3: CORPORATE MERGER"

+
+ +

The Full Episode

+ + +

Gallery

+
+ IT WASN'T A DREAM + The Parking Lot Battle + The Elevator Boss Fight + The Coffee Machine Is the Final Boss + The All-Hands Meeting From the Multiverse + The Commute From Hell + We Just Wanted to Watch TV and Sleep + The Couch Is Alive and It Hates Them + Extra Cheese, Hold the Cursed Artifacts + It's 2 AM and Everything Is Slime + The Fridge Fights Back + The Most Fortified Slumber Party in History + Tuesday Morning: The Ultimate Cliffhanger +
+

SBC Adventures — The Multiverse Saga

diff --git a/adventures/videos/SBCAdventuresPhase2.mp4 b/adventures/videos/SBCAdventuresPhase2.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2e08198 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/SBCAdventuresPhase2.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip01.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip01.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..560c25d Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip01.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip02.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip02.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1f7e151 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip02.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip03.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip03.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d164f1d Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip03.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip04.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip04.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1bd1893 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip04.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip05.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip05.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ff8225f Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip05.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip06.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip06.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9b51927 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip06.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip07.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip07.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7f65dfd Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip07.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip08.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip08.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a0b232c Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip08.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip09.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip09.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..18467aa Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip09.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip10.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip10.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..00e0751 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip10.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip11.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip11.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8f61ba3 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip11.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip12.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip12.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ff24b79 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip12.mp4 differ diff --git a/adventures/videos/phase2clip13.mp4 b/adventures/videos/phase2clip13.mp4 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bd1e123 Binary files /dev/null and b/adventures/videos/phase2clip13.mp4 differ