190 lines
12 KiB
HTML
190 lines
12 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
|
|
<html lang="en">
|
|
<head>
|
|
<meta charset="UTF-8">
|
|
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
|
|
<title>Adventures — Lobotomy Labs</title>
|
|
<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="../favicon.ico">
|
|
<style>
|
|
* { margin: 0; padding: 0; box-sizing: border-box; }
|
|
body {
|
|
font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
|
|
background: #282828;
|
|
color: #ebdbb2;
|
|
min-height: 100vh;
|
|
display: flex;
|
|
flex-direction: column;
|
|
align-items: center;
|
|
padding: 2rem;
|
|
}
|
|
.content { max-width: 960px; width: 100%; }
|
|
h1 {
|
|
font-size: 2rem;
|
|
color: #d65d0e;
|
|
margin-bottom: 0.25rem;
|
|
}
|
|
.back { color: #665c54; font-size: 0.8rem; margin-bottom: 2rem; }
|
|
.back a { color: #458588; text-decoration: none; }
|
|
.back a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }
|
|
h2 {
|
|
font-size: 1.4rem;
|
|
color: #b8bb26;
|
|
margin: 2.5rem 0 1rem;
|
|
padding-bottom: 0.5rem;
|
|
border-bottom: 1px solid #504945;
|
|
}
|
|
h3 {
|
|
font-size: 1rem;
|
|
color: #d65d0e;
|
|
margin: 1.5rem 0 0.75rem;
|
|
}
|
|
p {
|
|
color: #bdae93;
|
|
font-size: 0.9rem;
|
|
line-height: 1.7;
|
|
margin-bottom: 0.75rem;
|
|
}
|
|
.story { margin-bottom: 1.5rem; }
|
|
video {
|
|
width: 100%;
|
|
border-radius: 6px;
|
|
border: 1px solid #504945;
|
|
margin-bottom: 1.5rem;
|
|
}
|
|
.gallery {
|
|
display: grid;
|
|
grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fill, minmax(200px, 1fr));
|
|
gap: 1rem;
|
|
margin-bottom: 2rem;
|
|
}
|
|
.gallery img {
|
|
width: 100%;
|
|
border-radius: 4px;
|
|
border: 1px solid #504945;
|
|
transition: border-color 0.2s;
|
|
cursor: pointer;
|
|
}
|
|
.gallery img:hover { border-color: #458588; }
|
|
footer {
|
|
margin-top: 3rem;
|
|
color: #665c54;
|
|
font-size: 0.8rem;
|
|
}
|
|
footer a { color: #458588; text-decoration: none; }
|
|
footer a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }
|
|
</style>
|
|
</head>
|
|
<body>
|
|
<div class="content">
|
|
<h1>🧠 Adventures</h1>
|
|
<p class="back"><a href="../index.html">← Back to Lobotomy Labs</a></p>
|
|
|
|
<h2>SBC Adventures — Phase 2: The Multiverse Strikes Back</h2>
|
|
|
|
<div class="story">
|
|
<p>It wasn't a dream. Reality is breaking — and the quarterly report is due at 3 PM.</p>
|
|
<p>The squad is trapped in a mandatory video conference call, desperately trying to look professional for the webcam while their entire multiverse crashes through the office around them. Orangutan nods politely at the laptop while hiding a greatsword under his desk, a dragon tail visible through the window. Sloth squints at the webcam, a flintlock under his desk, a pirate ship mast crashing through the ceiling. Tortoise sits perfectly still, a plasma rifle beneath him, Greek marble columns sprouting from the carpet. Chicken grins at the camera, a fire axe under his desk, ectoplasm dripping from the vents. "No, no technical difficulties on my end! Everything's FINE!"</p>
|
|
<p>From there it only escalates: a parking lot battle at lunch break, an elevator boss fight on the way to the all-hands, and a coffee machine final boss ("YOU BURNED THE COFFEE AND OPENED THE PORTALS!!"). They make it to the meeting — where the Regional Manager, backlit by a projector slide reading "Q3 TPS Reports and Interdimensional Synergy," waits with ghostly afterimages of their dream selves at the table.</p>
|
|
<p>The commute home is worse than any dragon (Sloth's GPS: "Recalculating... you have arrived at Mordor?"). Their house has merged into a museum of their own chaos — Greek temple roof, pirate mast through the garage, a dragon on the chimney. The couch is alive and it hates them. The pizza delivery arrives from a floating crystal alien ("That'll be 42 credits, 12 drachmas, or 3 doubloons."). At 2 AM, everything is slime. The fridge fights back. They sleep in a castle-bunk-bed fortification.</p>
|
|
<p>And then comes Tuesday morning. They drag themselves out of the merged house, "just another Tuesday," pull into the parking lot... and freeze. The office building has transformed into a colossal interdimensional citadel, surrounded by thousands of alternate-reality versions of themselves, all turning in unison. At the top of the stairs, a silhouetted CEO figure, backlit by lightning. The holographic banner reads:</p>
|
|
<p><strong>"PHASE 3: CORPORATE MERGER"</strong></p>
|
|
</div>
|
|
|
|
<h3>The Full Episode</h3>
|
|
<video controls preload="metadata" poster="images/sbc2/01.png">
|
|
<source src="videos/SBCAdventuresPhase2.mp4" type="video/mp4">
|
|
</video>
|
|
|
|
<h3>Gallery</h3>
|
|
<div class="gallery">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/01.png" alt="IT WASN'T A DREAM" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/02.png" alt="The Parking Lot Battle" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/03.png" alt="The Elevator Boss Fight" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/04.png" alt="The Coffee Machine Is the Final Boss" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/05.png" alt="The All-Hands Meeting From the Multiverse" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/06.png" alt="The Commute From Hell" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/07.png" alt="We Just Wanted to Watch TV and Sleep" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/08.png" alt="The Couch Is Alive and It Hates Them" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/09.png" alt="Extra Cheese, Hold the Cursed Artifacts" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/10.png" alt="It's 2 AM and Everything Is Slime" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/11.png" alt="The Fridge Fights Back" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/12.png" alt="The Most Fortified Slumber Party in History" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc2/13.png" alt="Tuesday Morning: The Ultimate Cliffhanger" loading="lazy">
|
|
</div>
|
|
|
|
<h2>SBC Adventures — The Multiverse Saga</h2>
|
|
|
|
<div class="story">
|
|
<p>Four IT workers. One empty coffee pot. And a dream so vivid it punched through the walls of reality.</p>
|
|
<p>It started like any other Friday night — slumped at their desks, the office dim at 11:47 PM, the neon "DEPLOY & PRAY" sign flickering overhead. The orangutan had a shirt that read "git commit -m 'I'll fix it' tomorrow." The sloth had a sticky note: "WORKING... (SOMETIMES)." The tortoise's monitor showed "PROGRESS: 0%." The chicken stared blankly at "WHY DO WE CODE?" The coffee pot was empty. This was home.</p>
|
|
<p>But that weekend, something broke loose. When the clock hit Friday energy, the squad didn't just clock out — they dreamed their way across a multiverse of epic adventures. Dragon slayers in a fantasy realm. Humanity's last hope against an alien invasion. Zombie apocalypse survivors holding the line. Pirates in a raging storm. Mad Max wasteland warriors. Superheroes. Greek gods. Noir detectives. Space explorers. Cowboys. Ghost hunters.</p>
|
|
<p>Each adventure found them perfectly in character: the orangutan always the powerhouse, the sloth taking forever but landing every shot, the tortoise the unshakeable anchor, and the chicken — absolute chaos in every timeline, grinning through every near-death experience.</p>
|
|
<p>When Monday morning came and they blinked awake at their desks, the easter eggs scattered around told them the truth: that tiny toy dragon, the plastic pirate ship, the superhero cape draped over the monitor, the mini cowboy hat, the jack-o'-lantern coffee mug, the wizard staff leaning against the filing cabinet. It wasn't just a dream.</p>
|
|
<p>And now the multiverse is bleeding through the quarterly meeting.</p>
|
|
</div>
|
|
|
|
<h3>The Full Saga</h3>
|
|
<video controls preload="metadata" poster="images/sbc/01generated-image.png">
|
|
<source src="videos/SBCAdventuresFull.mp4" type="video/mp4">
|
|
</video>
|
|
|
|
<h3>Gallery</h3>
|
|
<div class="gallery">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/01generated-image.png" alt="The Exhausted IT Crew" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/02generated-image.png" alt="Friday Gaming Hype" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/03generated-image.png" alt="Dreaming of D&D" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/04generated-image (1).png" alt="Dragon Slayers" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/05generated-image (1).png" alt="Alien Invasion" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/06generated-image (1).png" alt="Zombie Apocalypse" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/07generated-image (1).png" alt="Pirates" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/08generated-image (1).png" alt="Mad Max Wasteland" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/09generated-image (1).png" alt="Superheroes" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/10generated-image (1).png" alt="Greek Gods" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/11generated-image (1).png" alt="Noir Detectives" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/12generated-image (1).png" alt="Space Explorers" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/13generated-image (1).png" alt="Cowboys" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/14generated-image (1).png" alt="Ghost Hunters" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/15generated-image (1).png" alt="The Waking" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/sbc/16generated-image (1).png" alt="Reality Bleeding Through" loading="lazy">
|
|
</div>
|
|
|
|
<h2>DIY Disaster Series — Sloth & Chicken</h2>
|
|
|
|
<div class="story">
|
|
<p>While the full squad was off saving the multiverse, Sloth and Chicken were fighting a different war — one against IKEA instructions, Arduino code, and the laws of physics.</p>
|
|
<p>It started simple enough: a 3D-printed fidget clicker that "should take 10 minutes." Three hours later, the whiteboard read "SANITY: ❌," springs were embedded in the drywall, and Chicken was holding a half-melted contraption in one wing and a smoking soldering iron in the other.</p>
|
|
<p>From there, the disasters were relentless. A mechanical keyboard build where Krytox lube became a biohazard. An IKEA bookshelf that collapsed on Chicken mid-assembly. An RGB PC build that lit up like a UFO but refused to POST (Chicken was literally sitting inside the case). A floating shelf anchored by hope. A resin 3D printer that claimed Sloth's paw as a permanent attachment. A smart home that went rogue, locking them in their own house with sparking breadboards and flickering lights. A sourdough loaf dense enough to stop a home invader. A painting project that turned the living room into abstract expressionist chaos. And an arcade cabinet build that nearly took down a load-bearing wall.</p>
|
|
<p>It all culminated in the Judgment — the two responsible adults of the group, Orangutan and Tortoise, standing in the doorway surveying the museum of catastrophe. The crooked shelves. The smoking electronics. The burnt bread. The resin-coated tools. The collapsed bookshelf. The spilled coolant. Sloth and Chicken, covered head to toe in the collective mess, giving the most awkward guilty smiles in animation history.</p>
|
|
<p>Orangutan just took a long sip from his travel mug. Tortoise picked up his clipboard. "I'm going to need you to fill out an incident report. For... all of this."</p>
|
|
</div>
|
|
|
|
<h3>The Full Compilation</h3>
|
|
<video controls preload="metadata" poster="images/slothchicken/image (2).png">
|
|
<source src="videos/DIYDisasterSeries.mp4" type="video/mp4">
|
|
</video>
|
|
|
|
<h3>Gallery</h3>
|
|
<div class="gallery">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (2).png" alt="The Fidget Clicker Disaster" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (4).png" alt="Mechanical Keyboard Build" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (6).png" alt="IKEA Bookshelf Catastrophe" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (8).png" alt="The RGB PC Build" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (10).png" alt="The Floating Shelf Disaster" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (12).png" alt="The Resin Apocalypse" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (14).png" alt="The Smart Home Nightmare" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (17).png" alt="The Sourdough Brick" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (18).png" alt="The Painting Catastrophe" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (20).png" alt="The Arcade Cabinet" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (22).png" alt="The Hydroponics Flood" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (24).png" alt="The Final Disaster" loading="lazy">
|
|
<img src="images/slothchicken/image (26).png" alt="The Judgment" loading="lazy">
|
|
</div>
|
|
|
|
<footer>
|
|
<a href="../index.html">← Back to Lobotomy Labs</a>
|
|
· <a href="../privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a>
|
|
</footer>
|
|
</div>
|
|
</body>
|
|
</html>
|