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- Move web files to www/ directory for easy copying to data folder - Remove Docker setup since user has existing Apache container - Add custom 404.html page - Update README with simple deployment instructions - Keep CGI script as optional bonus feature
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# IT'S FUCKING DUSTIN'S FAULT — OFFICIAL BLAME PORTAL
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## Overview
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The most offensive, hilarious, and utterly ridiculous website ever created. A hilariously crass single-page application that blames everything on Dustin with maximum crassness and zero fucks given.
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**Live Demo:** [itsdustinsfault.com](https://itsdustinsfault.com) (once deployed)
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## Features
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- **LIVE INCIDENT FEED**: Auto-generating fuckups blamed on Dustin (every 5 seconds)
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- **OFFICIAL BLAME SUBMISSION FORM**: File your own reports of Dustin's latest bullshit
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- **DUSTIN'S APOLOGY GENERATOR™**: Generates bullshit apologies with sincerity ratings
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- **NUCLEAR OPTION**: Attempt to fire Dustin (spoiler: it won't work)
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- **EASTER EGGS**: Click if you actually like Dustin (you monster)
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- **SOUND EFFECTS & ANIMATIONS**: Beeps, glitches, and rage meters
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- **RIDICULOUS STATS**: Fuckup counters, rage meters, and fake uptime percentages
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- **TERMINAL-STYLE UI**: Retro green-on-black with CRT scanlines
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## Tech Stack
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- **Vanilla HTML/CSS/JS**: No frameworks, because Dustin would fuck that up too
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- **Web Audio API**: For obnoxious sound effects
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- **Single `index.html` file**: Everything in one gloriously offensive package
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## Deployment
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Simply copy the contents of the `www/` directory to your web server's document root (maps to `/var/www/html` in your Apache container).
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```bash
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# Copy files to your data directory that maps to /var/www/html
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cp -r www/* /path/to/your/data/directory/
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# Or if your data folder is already set up:
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rsync -av www/ /path/to/your/data/folder/
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```
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## File Structure
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```
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www/
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├── index.html # The main blame portal (everything)
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├── 404.html # Custom error page blaming Dustin
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└── cgi-bin/
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└── blame-dustin.cgi # Optional CGI script (if your server supports it)
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```
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## Local Development
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```bash
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# Just open in browser
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open www/index.html
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# Or serve locally
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cd www && python -m http.server 8000
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```
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## Customization
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- Edit `www/index.html` to add more incidents, change names, or increase the offensiveness
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- Modify the apology generator with more creative bullshit
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- Add your own sound effects or animations
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## Contributing
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1. Think of something even more offensive
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2. Add it to the codebase
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3. Blame Dustin for any bugs
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## Legal Disclaimer
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This website is pure satire and contains extreme profanity. If you're offended, it's probably Dustin's fault anyway.
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© 2026 Corporate Blame Allocation Division — All faults reserved. Dustin takes full responsibility. |