34 lines
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34 lines
847 B
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# itsdustinsfault.com
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## Overview
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Terminal-style incident dashboard where **everything** is Dustin's fault. Absurd corporate IT humor for Dustin's friends.
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**Live Demo:** [itsdustinsfault.com](https://itsdustinsfault.com) (once deployed)
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## Features
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- Live auto-generating incidents blaming Dustin
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- File your own reports (always Dustin's fault)
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- Typing animations, sound effects (toggleable), CRT glitches
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- Stats counters & ASCII fault graph
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- Easter egg: \"dustin innocent\" → +100 faults!
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## Tech
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- Single `index.html` (vanilla HTML/CSS/JS)
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- Responsive, PWA-ready, zero dependencies
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## Local Run
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```bash
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# Just open in browser
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open index.html
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# or
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python -m http.server 8000
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```
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## Deploy
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1. Drag `index.html` to Netlify/Vercel
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2. Point DNS to itsdustinsfault.com
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## Screenshots
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[Add later]
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