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Dustin Newkirk
2026-03-02 10:48:59 -05:00
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<title>Error - Dustin's Fault</title>
<style>
body{font-family: monospace;background:#000;color:#0f0;margin:40px}
h1{color:#f00}
pre{color:#ff0}
body { font-family: monospace; background: #000; color: #0f0; margin: 40px; }
h1 { color: #f00; }
pre { color: #ff0; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<h1>ERROR 404 - PAGE NOT FOUND</h1>
<h1>Error 404 - Page Not Found</h1>
<p>This page doesn't exist. You know who to blame.</p>
<pre>
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It's Dustin's fault. Obviously.
</pre>
<p><a href="/" style="color:#0ff">Go back to blaming Dustin properly</a></p>
<p aria-describedby="404error-desc">If you actually like Dustin, you might want to rethink your life choices!</p><p id="404error-desc" style="color:#ff0">Because nobody should be this unlucky!</p>
</body>
</html>
</html>

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#!/bin/sh
# Security note: Sanitize inputs and control command execution carefully
# Print header
echo "Content-type: text/html"
echo ""
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<pre>
$(/usr/bin/fortune)
</pre>
<p><b>Dustin's fault level:</b> $(echo $((RANDOM % 100 + 1)) )%</p>
<p><b>Figlet says:</b></p>
<pre>
$(echo "DUSTIN'S FAULT" | /usr/bin/figlet)
</pre>
<div class="apology">
$(echo "I'm sorry. It's my fault. I fucked up." | /usr/bin/lolcat)
$(echo "I'm sorry. It's my fault. I messed up." | /usr/bin/lolcat)
</div>
<h2>BLAME LEVEL: MAXIMUM</h2>
<p>Current blame allocation: <span style="color:#f00;font-size:2em;">100%</span> Dustin's Fault</p>
<form action="/cgi-bin/blame-dustin.cgi" method="post">
<input type="hidden" name="blame" value="more">
<button type="submit" class="blame-button">BLAME DUSTIN EVEN HARDER</button>
</form>
<p><a href="/" style="color:#0ff;">← Back to the main blame portal</a></p>
<p><a href="/" style="color:#0ff;">↩️ Back to the main blame portal</a></p>
<hr>
<small>Server time: $(date)<br>
This page has been viewed $(echo $RANDOM) times by people blaming Dustin.<br>
Total apologies generated: $(echo $((RANDOM * 1000)))</small>
</body>
</html>
EOF
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