add privacy policy page and header image

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  <footer>
    <a href="https://git.dustin.coffee/LobotomyLabs">All repos on Gitea</a>
    &nbsp;·&nbsp; <a href="mailto:dustin@lobotomylabs.dev">dustin@lobotomylabs.dev</a>
+    &nbsp;·&nbsp; <a href="privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a>
  </footer>
 </body>
 </html>
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+<head>
+<meta charset="UTF-8">
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
+<title>Privacy Policy — Lobotomy Labs</title>
+<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="favicon.ico">
+<style>
+  * { margin: 0; padding: 0; box-sizing: border-box; }
+  body {
+    font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
+    background: #282828;
+    color: #ebdbb2;
+    min-height: 100vh;
+    display: flex;
+    flex-direction: column;
+    align-items: center;
+    padding: 2rem;
+  }
+  .content {
+    max-width: 720px;
+    width: 100%;
+  }
+  h1 {
+    font-size: 2rem;
+    color: #d65d0e;
+    margin-bottom: 0.25rem;
+  }
+  .updated {
+    color: #665c54;
+    font-size: 0.8rem;
+    margin-bottom: 2rem;
+  }
+  h2 {
+    font-size: 1.1rem;
+    color: #458588;
+    margin: 2rem 0 0.5rem;
+  }
+  p {
+    color: #bdae93;
+    font-size: 0.9rem;
+    line-height: 1.7;
+    margin-bottom: 0.75rem;
+  }
+  ul {
+    list-style: none;
+    padding: 0;
+    margin-bottom: 0.75rem;
+  }
+  li {
+    color: #bdae93;
+    font-size: 0.9rem;
+    line-height: 1.7;
+    padding-left: 1.2rem;
+    position: relative;
+  }
+  li::before {
+    content: '▸';
+    color: #b8bb26;
+    position: absolute;
+    left: 0;
+  }
+  a {
+    color: #458588;
+    text-decoration: none;
+  }
+  a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }
+  footer {
+    margin-top: 3rem;
+    color: #665c54;
+    font-size: 0.8rem;
+  }
+  footer a { color: #458588; text-decoration: none; }
+</style>
+</head>
+<body>
+  <div class="content">
+    <h1>🧠 Privacy Policy</h1>
+    <p class="updated">Last updated: July 17, 2026</p>
+
+    <h2>The Short Version</h2>
+    <p>lobotomylabs.dev is a static site. We don't collect personal data, run analytics, set cookies, or track you in any way. There's nothing to sell and nothing to leak.</p>
+
+    <h2>What We Don't Do</h2>
+    <ul>
+      <li>No cookies</li>
+      <li>No analytics or tracking scripts</li>
+      <li>No forms, sign-ups, or user accounts</li>
+      <li>No third-party embeds or ad networks</li>
+      <li>No personal data collection of any kind</li>
+    </ul>
+
+    <h2>Server Logs</h2>
+    <p>Our hosting provider may log standard HTTP requests (IP address, user agent, requested URL) for operational purposes. These logs are not used for tracking, profiling, or marketing. They rotate automatically and are not retained long-term.</p>
+
+    <h2>External Links</h2>
+    <p>This site links to external services (Gitea, email). Those sites have their own privacy policies. We have no control over their data practices.</p>
+
+    <h2>Changes</h2>
+    <p>If this policy ever changes (unlikely, since we'd have to start collecting something first), we'll update the date at the top of this page.</p>
+
+    <h2>Contact</h2>
+    <p>Questions? Reach us at <a href="mailto:dustin@lobotomylabs.dev">dustin@lobotomylabs.dev</a>.</p>
+
+    <footer>
+      <a href="index.html">← Back to Lobotomy Labs</a>
+    </footer>
+  </div>
+</body>
+</html>