hobokenchicken
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- Transform into hilariously offensive Docker-hosted blame portal - Add Apache container with custom 404 blaming Dustin - Implement MySQL database tracking all of Dustin's eternal sins - Create interactive features: live incident feed, apology generator, nuclear option - Add ridiculous animations, sound effects, and CRT-style UI - Include CGI script for extra blame generation - Set up docker-compose with phpMyAdmin for database admin - Maximum crassness with zero restraint - everything is Dustin's fault
62 lines
1.7 KiB
YAML
62 lines
1.7 KiB
YAML
version: '3.8'
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services:
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dustins-fault:
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build: .
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container_name: dustins-fault-website
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ports:
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- "8080:80"
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- "8443:443" # Because why not have HTTPS for a joke site?
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volumes:
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- ./logs:/usr/local/apache2/logs
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environment:
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- APACHE_RUN_USER=www-data
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- APACHE_RUN_GROUP=www-data
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- APACHE_LOG_DIR=/usr/local/apache2/logs
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- TZ=America/New_York
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restart: unless-stopped
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networks:
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- dustins-fault-net
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labels:
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- "com.dustinsfault.description=Website blaming Dustin for everything"
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- "com.dustinsfault.blame-level=maximum"
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- "com.dustinsfault.apologies-required=infinite"
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# Because why not add a MySQL database to track all the things Dustin has fucked up?
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dustins-fault-db:
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image: mysql:8.0
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container_name: dustins-fault-database
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environment:
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- MYSQL_ROOT_PASSWORD=itsdustinsfault
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- MYSQL_DATABASE=dustins_faults
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- MYSQL_USER=dustin
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- MYSQL_PASSWORD=blame_me
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volumes:
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- ./mysql-data:/var/lib/mysql
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- ./mysql-init:/docker-entrypoint-initdb.d
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networks:
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- dustins-fault-net
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restart: unless-stopped
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labels:
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- "com.dustinsfault.purpose=Track Dustin's endless fuckups"
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# And a phpMyAdmin because we're fancy like that
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phpmyadmin:
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image: phpmyadmin/phpmyadmin
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container_name: dustins-fault-phpmyadmin
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environment:
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- PMA_HOST=dustins-fault-db
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- PMA_PORT=3306
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- PMA_ARBITRARY=1
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ports:
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- "8081:80"
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networks:
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- dustins-fault-net
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restart: unless-stopped
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labels:
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- "com.dustinsfault.purpose=View database of Dustin's sins"
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networks:
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dustins-fault-net:
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driver: bridge
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name: dustins-fault-network |