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hobokenchicken 0d0963198e refactor: simplify deployment for existing Apache Docker container

- Move web files to www/ directory for easy copying to data folder
- Remove Docker setup since user has existing Apache container
- Add custom 404.html page
- Update README with simple deployment instructions
- Keep CGI script as optional bonus feature

2026-02-25 12:02:55 -05:00

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IT'S FUCKING DUSTIN'S FAULT — OFFICIAL BLAME PORTAL

Overview

The most offensive, hilarious, and utterly ridiculous website ever created. A hilariously crass single-page application that blames everything on Dustin with maximum crassness and zero fucks given.

Live Demo: itsdustinsfault.com (once deployed)

Features

LIVE INCIDENT FEED: Auto-generating fuckups blamed on Dustin (every 5 seconds)
OFFICIAL BLAME SUBMISSION FORM: File your own reports of Dustin's latest bullshit
DUSTIN'S APOLOGY GENERATOR™: Generates bullshit apologies with sincerity ratings
NUCLEAR OPTION: Attempt to fire Dustin (spoiler: it won't work)
EASTER EGGS: Click if you actually like Dustin (you monster)
SOUND EFFECTS & ANIMATIONS: Beeps, glitches, and rage meters
RIDICULOUS STATS: Fuckup counters, rage meters, and fake uptime percentages
TERMINAL-STYLE UI: Retro green-on-black with CRT scanlines

Tech Stack

Vanilla HTML/CSS/JS: No frameworks, because Dustin would fuck that up too
Web Audio API: For obnoxious sound effects
Single index.html file: Everything in one gloriously offensive package

Deployment

Simply copy the contents of the www/ directory to your web server's document root (maps to /var/www/html in your Apache container).

# Copy files to your data directory that maps to /var/www/html
cp -r www/* /path/to/your/data/directory/

# Or if your data folder is already set up:
rsync -av www/ /path/to/your/data/folder/

File Structure

www/
├── index.html              # The main blame portal (everything)
├── 404.html               # Custom error page blaming Dustin
└── cgi-bin/
    └── blame-dustin.cgi   # Optional CGI script (if your server supports it)

Local Development

# Just open in browser
open www/index.html

# Or serve locally
cd www && python -m http.server 8000

Customization

Edit www/index.html to add more incidents, change names, or increase the offensiveness
Modify the apology generator with more creative bullshit
Add your own sound effects or animations

Contributing

Think of something even more offensive
Add it to the codebase
Blame Dustin for any bugs

Legal Disclaimer

This website is pure satire and contains extreme profanity. If you're offended, it's probably Dustin's fault anyway.

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