LIVE INCIDENT FEED — Everything is Dustin's Fault
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Dustin's Greatest Hits (Recent Fuckups):
Spilled coffee on the CEO's laptop during board meeting
Accidentally deleted the entire customer database (twice)
Set the office thermostat to "Sahara Desert" mode
Replied-all to company-wide email with "who gives a shit?"
Scheduled server maintenance for Christmas Day