feat: unleash maximum chaos with 'IT'S FUCKING DUSTIN'S FAULT' website

- Transform into hilariously offensive Docker-hosted blame portal
- Add Apache container with custom 404 blaming Dustin
- Implement MySQL database tracking all of Dustin's eternal sins
- Create interactive features: live incident feed, apology generator, nuclear option
- Add ridiculous animations, sound effects, and CRT-style UI
- Include CGI script for extra blame generation
- Set up docker-compose with phpMyAdmin for database admin
- Maximum crassness with zero restraint - everything is Dustin's fault

docker-compose.yml

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+version: '3.8'
+
+services:
+  dustins-fault:
+    build: .
+    container_name: dustins-fault-website
+    ports:
+      - "8080:80"
+      - "8443:443"  # Because why not have HTTPS for a joke site?
+    volumes:
+      - ./logs:/usr/local/apache2/logs
+    environment:
+      - APACHE_RUN_USER=www-data
+      - APACHE_RUN_GROUP=www-data
+      - APACHE_LOG_DIR=/usr/local/apache2/logs
+      - TZ=America/New_York
+    restart: unless-stopped
+    networks:
+      - dustins-fault-net
+    labels:
+      - "com.dustinsfault.description=Website blaming Dustin for everything"
+      - "com.dustinsfault.blame-level=maximum"
+      - "com.dustinsfault.apologies-required=infinite"
+
+  # Because why not add a MySQL database to track all the things Dustin has fucked up?
+  dustins-fault-db:
+    image: mysql:8.0
+    container_name: dustins-fault-database
+    environment:
+      - MYSQL_ROOT_PASSWORD=itsdustinsfault
+      - MYSQL_DATABASE=dustins_faults
+      - MYSQL_USER=dustin
+      - MYSQL_PASSWORD=blame_me
+    volumes:
+      - ./mysql-data:/var/lib/mysql
+      - ./mysql-init:/docker-entrypoint-initdb.d
+    networks:
+      - dustins-fault-net
+    restart: unless-stopped
+    labels:
+      - "com.dustinsfault.purpose=Track Dustin's endless fuckups"
+
+  # And a phpMyAdmin because we're fancy like that
+  phpmyadmin:
+    image: phpmyadmin/phpmyadmin
+    container_name: dustins-fault-phpmyadmin
+    environment:
+      - PMA_HOST=dustins-fault-db
+      - PMA_PORT=3306
+      - PMA_ARBITRARY=1
+    ports:
+      - "8081:80"
+    networks:
+      - dustins-fault-net
+    restart: unless-stopped
+    labels:
+      - "com.dustinsfault.purpose=View database of Dustin's sins"
+
+networks:
+  dustins-fault-net:
+    driver: bridge
+    name: dustins-fault-network