feat: unleash maximum chaos with 'IT'S FUCKING DUSTIN'S FAULT' website

- Transform into hilariously offensive Docker-hosted blame portal
- Add Apache container with custom 404 blaming Dustin
- Implement MySQL database tracking all of Dustin's eternal sins
- Create interactive features: live incident feed, apology generator, nuclear option
- Add ridiculous animations, sound effects, and CRT-style UI
- Include CGI script for extra blame generation
- Set up docker-compose with phpMyAdmin for database admin
- Maximum crassness with zero restraint - everything is Dustin's fault

.gitignore

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+# Database and log files (generated at runtime)
+mysql-data/
+logs/
+
+# Node modules (if any)
+node_modules/
+
+# OS generated files
+.DS_Store
+Thumbs.db
+
+# Temporary files
+*.tmp
+*.temp