diff --git a/www/index.html b/www/index.html
index e4912ce..2ce8a12 100644
--- a/www/index.html
+++ b/www/index.html
@@ -220,24 +220,24 @@
       border-radius: 5px;
       transition: width 0.5s ease;
     }
-    .shit-list {
+    .blame-list {
       margin-top: 20px;
       padding-top: 15px;
       border-top: 1px solid var(--terminal-green);
     }
-    .shit-list-title {
+    .blame-list-title {
       color: var(--terminal-yellow);
       font-weight: bold;
       margin-bottom: 10px;
       font-size: 1.1em;
     }
-    .shit-item {
+    .blame-item {
       padding: 8px 0;
       border-bottom: 1px dashed rgba(0, 255, 0, 0.3);
       color: var(--terminal-text);
       font-size: 0.9em;
     }
-    .shit-item:last-child {
+    .blame-item:last-child {
       border-bottom: none;
     }
     .footer {
@@ -480,12 +480,12 @@
     <div class="dustin-face">🤦‍♂️</div>
     <h1 class="title">IT'S DUSTIN'S FAULT</h1>
     <div class="subtitle">Official Corporate Blame Allocation System</div>
-    <div class="tagline">Because someone has to take responsibility for this clusterfuck</div>
+    <div class="tagline">Because someone has to take responsibility for this mess</div>
   </div>
   <div class="stats-grid">
     <div class="stat-card critical">
-      <div class="stat-label">Total Fuckups Blamed on Dustin</div>
-      <div class="stat-value" id="total-fuckups">1,247</div>
+      <div class="stat-label">Total Incidents Blamed on Dustin</div>
+      <div class="stat-value" id="total-incidents">1,247</div>
       <div class="rage-meter">
         <div class="rage-fill" id="rage-meter" style="width: 100%"></div>
       </div>
@@ -498,7 +498,7 @@
     <div class="stat-card">
       <div class="stat-label">Dustin's Apologies Generated</div>
       <div class="stat-value green" id="apologies-count">42</div>
-      <div class="stat-label">(All of them bullshit)</div>
+      <div class="stat-label">(All of them questionable)</div>
     </div>
     <div class="stat-card">
       <div class="stat-label">Hours Wasted Blaming Dustin</div>
@@ -519,13 +519,13 @@
       <div id="log">
         <!-- Incidents will be added here -->
       </div>
-      <div class="shit-list">
-        <div class="shit-list-title">Dustin's Greatest Hits (Recent Fuckups):</div>
-        <div class="shit-item">Spilled coffee on the CEO's laptop during board meeting</div>
-        <div class="shit-item">Accidentally deleted the entire customer database (twice)</div>
-        <div class="shit-item">Set the office thermostat to "Sahara Desert" mode</div>
-        <div class="shit-item">Replied-all to company-wide email with "who gives a shit?"</div>
-        <div class="shit-item">Scheduled server maintenance for Christmas Day</div>
+      <div class="blame-list">
+        <div class="blame-list-title">Dustin's Greatest Hits (Recent Incidents):</div>
+        <div class="blame-item">Spilled coffee on the CEO's laptop during board meeting</div>
+        <div class="blame-item">Accidentally deleted the entire customer database (twice)</div>
+        <div class="blame-item">Set the office thermostat to "Sahara Desert" mode</div>
+        <div class="blame-item">Replied-all to company-wide email with questionable content</div>
+        <div class="blame-item">Scheduled server maintenance for Christmas Day</div>
       </div>
     </div>
     <div class="sidebar">
@@ -543,7 +543,7 @@
           </div>
           <div class="form-group">
             <label for="description">Describe Dustin's Latest Mess-up:</label>
-            <textarea id="description" placeholder="Be specific. Use profanity. We won't judge." required></textarea>
+            <textarea id="description" placeholder="Be specific. We won't judge." required></textarea>
           </div>
           <button type="submit" class="submit-btn">BLAME DUSTIN OFFICIALLY</button>
         </form>
@@ -551,9 +551,9 @@
       <div class="apology-generator">
         <div class="apology-title">DUSTIN'S APOLOGY GENERATOR™</div>
         <div class="apology-display" id="apology-display">
-          Click below to generate a fresh bullshit apology from Dustin...
+          Click below to generate a fresh questionable apology from Dustin...
         </div>
-        <button class="generate-btn" id="generate-apology">GENERATE BULLSHIT APOLOGY</button>
+        <button class="generate-btn" id="generate-apology">GENERATE QUESTIONABLE APOLOGY</button>
         <div style="text-align: center; margin-top: 10px; font-size: 0.8em; color: var(--terminal-magenta);">
           Sincerity Level: <span id="sincerity-level">0%</span>
         </div>
@@ -584,7 +584,7 @@
       const clearLogBtn = document.getElementById('clear-log');
       const soundToggle = document.getElementById('sound-toggle');
       const logContainer = document.getElementById('log');
-      const totalFuckups = document.getElementById('total-fuckups');
+      const totalIncidents = document.getElementById('total-incidents');
       const apologiesCount = document.getElementById('apologies-count');
       const hoursWasted = document.getElementById('hours-wasted');
       const apologyDisplay = document.getElementById('apology-display');
@@ -593,7 +593,7 @@
 
       // State
       let soundEnabled = true;
-      let fuckupCount = 1247;
+      let incidentCount = 1247;
       let apologyCount = 42;
       let hoursCount = 3728;
 
@@ -694,7 +694,7 @@
         }
         
         // Update stats
-        fuckupCount++;
+        incidentCount++;
         hoursCount += Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) + 1;
         updateStats();
         
@@ -704,7 +704,7 @@
 
       // Update statistics display
       function updateStats() {
-        totalFuckups.textContent = fuckupCount.toLocaleString();
+        totalIncidents.textContent = incidentCount.toLocaleString();
         apologiesCount.textContent = apologyCount;
         hoursWasted.textContent = hoursCount.toLocaleString();
       }
@@ -745,7 +745,7 @@
         addIncident("Paradox detected: If Dustin is fired, who do we blame for firing Dustin?", 'apocalyptic');
         
         // Update stats dramatically
-        fuckupCount += 1000;
+        incidentCount += 1000;
         hoursCount += 500;
         updateStats();