refactor: simplify deployment for existing Apache Docker container

- Move web files to www/ directory for easy copying to data folder
- Remove Docker setup since user has existing Apache container
- Add custom 404.html page
- Update README with simple deployment instructions
- Keep CGI script as optional bonus feature

README.md

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 # IT'S FUCKING DUSTIN'S FAULT — OFFICIAL BLAME PORTAL
 
 ## Overview
-The most offensive, hilarious, and utterly ridiculous website ever created. A Docker-hosted Apache monstrosity that blames everything on Dustin with maximum crassness and zero fucks given.
+The most offensive, hilarious, and utterly ridiculous website ever created. A hilariously crass single-page application that blames everything on Dustin with maximum crassness and zero fucks given.
 
 **Live Demo:** [itsdustinsfault.com](https://itsdustinsfault.com) (once deployed)
 
@@ -10,66 +10,49 @@ The most offensive, hilarious, and utterly ridiculous website ever created. A Do
 - **OFFICIAL BLAME SUBMISSION FORM**: File your own reports of Dustin's latest bullshit
 - **DUSTIN'S APOLOGY GENERATOR™**: Generates bullshit apologies with sincerity ratings
 - **NUCLEAR OPTION**: Attempt to fire Dustin (spoiler: it won't work)
-- **SOUND EFFECTS & ANIMATIONS**: Beeps, glitches, and rage meters
-- **COWSAY CGI INTERFACE**: Because why not have a CGI script that blames Dustin using cowsay?
-- **MYSLQL DATABASE**: Tracks all of Dustin's sins in a proper database
-- **PHPMyAdmin**: View the database of Dustin's eternal damnation
-- **RIDICULOUS STATS**: Fuckup counters, rage meters, and fake uptime percentages
 - **EASTER EGGS**: Click if you actually like Dustin (you monster)
+- **SOUND EFFECTS & ANIMATIONS**: Beeps, glitches, and rage meters
+- **RIDICULOUS STATS**: Fuckup counters, rage meters, and fake uptime percentages
+- **TERMINAL-STYLE UI**: Retro green-on-black with CRT scanlines
 
-## Tech Stack (Overkill Edition)
-- **Docker & Docker Compose**: Full containerized deployment
-- **Apache HTTPD**: Serving static files and CGI scripts
-- **MySQL**: Database of Dustin's eternal sins
-- **PHPMyAdmin**: Admin interface for viewing Dustin's fuckups
+## Tech Stack
 - **Vanilla HTML/CSS/JS**: No frameworks, because Dustin would fuck that up too
 - **Web Audio API**: For obnoxious sound effects
-- **Cowsay & Fortune**: CGI scripts because we're living in 1995
+- **Single `index.html` file**: Everything in one gloriously offensive package
+
+## Deployment
+Simply copy the contents of the `www/` directory to your web server's document root (maps to `/var/www/html` in your Apache container).
 
-## Docker Deployment
 ```bash
-# Start the entire blame ecosystem
-docker-compose up -d
+# Copy files to your data directory that maps to /var/www/html
+cp -r www/* /path/to/your/data/directory/
 
-# Access the main site
-# http://localhost:8080
+# Or if your data folder is already set up:
+rsync -av www/ /path/to/your/data/folder/
+```
 
-# Access phpMyAdmin (to view Dustin's sins)
-# http://localhost:8081
-# Username: dustin
-# Password: blame_me
+## File Structure
+```
+www/
+├── index.html              # The main blame portal (everything)
+├── 404.html               # Custom error page blaming Dustin
+└── cgi-bin/
+    └── blame-dustin.cgi   # Optional CGI script (if your server supports it)
 ```
 
 ## Local Development
 ```bash
-# Just open in browser (for cowards)
-open index.html
+# Just open in browser
+open www/index.html
 
-# Or run the full Docker stack
-docker-compose up
+# Or serve locally
+cd www && python -m http.server 8000
 ```
 
-## Architecture
-```
-dustins-fault-website/
-├── index.html              # The main blame portal
-├── Dockerfile              # Apache container with cowsay & fortune
-├── docker-compose.yml      # Full stack with MySQL & phpMyAdmin
-├── cgi-bin/
-│   └── blame-dustin.cgi    # CGI script for cowsay blaming
-├── mysql-init/
-│   └── 01-init.sql         # Database schema & sample fuckups
-├── logs/                   # Apache logs
-├── mysql-data/             # Persistent database storage
-└── README.md              # This file
-```
-
-## Database Schema
-The MySQL database tracks:
-- Individual fuckups with severity levels
-- Dustin's bullshit apologies
-- Blame statistics and mood tracking
-- Automated daily fuckup insertion
+## Customization
+- Edit `www/index.html` to add more incidents, change names, or increase the offensiveness
+- Modify the apology generator with more creative bullshit
+- Add your own sound effects or animations
 
 ## Contributing
 1. Think of something even more offensive