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         <div class="role">Founder / Infra</div>
         <h2>Dustin <span style="color:#665c54;font-size:0.7rem">chickenWithAManBun</span></h2>
-        <p>Built the stack, broke the stack, fixed the stack. Homelab operator, self-hosted everything enthusiast, and the reason any of this runs at all. Runs on coffee and uptime anxiety.</p>
+        <p>NYS IT Specialist by day, homelab architect by night. AWS Cloud Practitioner, CompTIA A+, ITIL certified. Built the stack, broke the stack, fixed the stack. Runs on coffee and uptime anxiety.</p>
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         <div class="role">Lead QA</div>
         <h2>Sascha <span style="color:#665c54;font-size:0.7rem">theMissingLink</span></h2>
-        <p>If it works, he tried to break it first. Main QA tester and part of the testMonkeys crew on Gitea. Catches the bugs the rest of us ship.</p>
+        <p>Army veteran turned cybersecurity specialist. MS in Cybersecurity, NYS IT Specialist 3. If it works, he tried to break it first. Catches the bugs the rest of us ship.</p>
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         <div class="role">QA / Chaos Agent</div>
         <h2>Mike <span style="color:#665c54;font-size:0.7rem">failedPerceptionCheck</span></h2>
-        <p>Can never see what's right in front of him, but he stumbles onto bugs nobody else would find. Rolls a nat 1 on perception, nat 20 on reproduction steps.</p>
+        <p>NYS ITS project coordinator managing infrastructure for 1000+ users. BS in Computer Information Systems. Can never see what's right in front of him, but stumbles onto bugs nobody else would find. Rolls a nat 1 on perception, nat 20 on reproduction steps.</p>
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         <div class="role">QA / Haunted Hardware</div>
         <h2>Mark <span style="color:#665c54;font-size:0.7rem">unfinishedProjects</span></h2>
-        <p>His PCs are haunted. Reproduces bugs that shouldn't exist, on hardware that shouldn't boot. Starts every side quest, finishes none of them. The final boss of edge cases.</p>
+        <p>NYS ITS support tech with a past life in mechanical engineering and renewable energy. CompTIA A+. 10 years turning wrenches before turning to tech. Reproduces bugs on hardware that shouldn't boot. Starts every side quest, finishes none of them.</p>
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