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       <h2>Sascha</h2>
       <p>If it works, he tried to break it first. Main QA tester and part of the testMonkeys crew on Gitea. Catches the bugs the rest of us ship.</p>
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+      <div class="role">QA / Chaos Agent</div>
+      <h2>Mike <span style="color:#665c54;font-size:0.7rem">failedPerceptionCheck</span></h2>
+      <p>Can never see what's right in front of him, but he stumbles onto bugs nobody else would find. Rolls a nat 1 on perception, nat 20 on reproduction steps.</p>
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