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       <h2>Mike <span style="color:#665c54;font-size:0.7rem">failedPerceptionCheck</span></h2>
       <p>Can never see what's right in front of him, but he stumbles onto bugs nobody else would find. Rolls a nat 1 on perception, nat 20 on reproduction steps.</p>
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+      <div class="role">QA / Haunted Hardware</div>
+      <h2>Mark <span style="color:#665c54;font-size:0.7rem">unfinishedProjects</span></h2>
+      <p>His PCs are haunted. Reproduces bugs that shouldn't exist, on hardware that shouldn't boot. Starts every side quest, finishes none of them. The final boss of edge cases.</p>
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