🧠 Lobotomy Labs

We do unspeakable things to infrastructure so you don't have to.

GopherGate

A Go LLM proxy gateway. Routes traffic across providers, tracks spend, handles failover. The spine of the AI stack.

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dumpsterChat

Self-hosted Discord-like platform for ~12 degenerates. Go/Chi + React/WebSocket. Threads, forums, calendars, moderation.

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Coop Credits

Turns Plex watch time into spendable currency. Earn by watching, spend on requests. Economics meets media.

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The Crew

chickenWithAManBun
Founder / Infra

Dustin chickenWithAManBun

Built the stack, broke the stack, fixed the stack. Homelab operator, self-hosted everything enthusiast, and the reason any of this runs at all. Runs on coffee and uptime anxiety.

theMissingLink
Lead QA

Sascha theMissingLink

If it works, he tried to break it first. Main QA tester and part of the testMonkeys crew on Gitea. Catches the bugs the rest of us ship.

failedPerceptionCheck
QA / Chaos Agent

Mike failedPerceptionCheck

Can never see what's right in front of him, but he stumbles onto bugs nobody else would find. Rolls a nat 1 on perception, nat 20 on reproduction steps.

unfinishedProjects
QA / Haunted Hardware

Mark unfinishedProjects

His PCs are haunted. Reproduces bugs that shouldn't exist, on hardware that shouldn't boot. Starts every side quest, finishes none of them. The final boss of edge cases.