🧠 Lobotomy Labs

We do unspeakable things to infrastructure so you don't have to.

GopherGate

A Go LLM proxy gateway. Routes traffic across providers, tracks spend, handles failover. The spine of the AI stack.

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dumpsterChat

Self-hosted Discord-like platform for ~12 degenerates. Go/Chi + React/WebSocket. Threads, forums, calendars, moderation.

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Coop Credits

Turns Plex watch time into spendable currency. Earn by watching, spend on requests. Economics meets media.

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The Crew

chickenWithAManBun
Founder / Infra

Dustin chickenWithAManBun

NYS IT Specialist by day, homelab architect by night. AWS Cloud Practitioner, CompTIA A+, ITIL certified. Built the stack, broke the stack, fixed the stack. Runs on coffee and uptime anxiety.

theMissingLink
Lead QA

Sascha theMissingLink

Army veteran turned cybersecurity specialist. MS in Cybersecurity, NYS IT Specialist 3. If it works, he tried to break it first. Catches the bugs the rest of us ship.

failedPerceptionCheck
QA / Chaos Agent

Mike failedPerceptionCheck

NYS ITS project coordinator managing infrastructure for 1000+ users. BS in Computer Information Systems. Can never see what's right in front of him, but stumbles onto bugs nobody else would find. Rolls a nat 1 on perception, nat 20 on reproduction steps.

unfinishedProjects
QA / Haunted Hardware

Mark unfinishedProjects

NYS ITS support tech with a past life in mechanical engineering and renewable energy. CompTIA A+. 10 years turning wrenches before turning to tech. Reproduces bugs on hardware that shouldn't boot. Starts every side quest, finishes none of them.