From 3b83861dfbd6f7f36835e9724cad1ed81359a04b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: hobokenchicken Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2026 10:01:53 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] style: jokey barnyard dashboard with comic sans --- frontend/src/app/dashboard/page.tsx | 211 +++++++++++++++++----------- frontend/src/app/globals.css | 4 +- 2 files changed, 134 insertions(+), 81 deletions(-) diff --git a/frontend/src/app/dashboard/page.tsx b/frontend/src/app/dashboard/page.tsx index 8ca3a85..8a5a959 100644 --- a/frontend/src/app/dashboard/page.tsx +++ b/frontend/src/app/dashboard/page.tsx @@ -1,8 +1,17 @@ "use client"; -import { useEffect, useState } from "react"; +import { + Activity, + Egg, + ExternalLink, + History, + LogOut, + RefreshCw, + Search, + Users, +} from "lucide-react"; import { useRouter } from "next/navigation"; -import { Terminal } from "lucide-react"; +import { useEffect, useState } from "react"; import { toast } from "sonner"; import { Button } from "@/components/ui/button"; import { Tabs, TabsContent, TabsList, TabsTrigger } from "@/components/ui/tabs"; @@ -49,7 +58,7 @@ export default function DashboardPage() { setWallet(walletRes.data); setPendingRequests(reqRes.data.requests || []); } catch { - toast.error("ERR_DASH_LOAD"); + toast.error("Chickens escaped! Failed to load."); } finally { setIsLoading(false); } @@ -80,123 +89,167 @@ export default function DashboardPage() { if (isLoading) return ( -
- _LOADING_COOP_V1.0.4 +
+ + Sitting on eggs...
); return ( -
-
-
-
- - COOP_STATION_V1 // {new Date().toLocaleDateString()} +
+
+ {/* Barn Header */} +
+
+
+ +
+
+

+ The Big Coop +

+

+ Welcome back to the flock! 🐔 +

+
-
- - -
-
-
-
-
- User_Balance -
-
- {formatNumber(wallet?.balance || 0)} $COOP -
-
-
-
- In_Transit -
-
- {pendingRequests.length} PKTS -
-
-
-
- Sys_Costs -
-
- {requestCosts.movie}/{requestCosts.tv} -
-
-
+
+ +
-
-
+ {/* Nest Stats */} +
+
+
+ Your Nest Egg +
+
+ {formatNumber(wallet?.balance || 0)}{" "} + $COOP +
+
+ 🥚 +
+
+ +
+
+ Eggs Cooking +
+
+ {pendingRequests.length} Requests +
+
+ 🔥 +
+
+ +
+
+ Market Price +
+
+ {requestCosts.movie} /{" "} + {requestCosts.tv} +
+
+ Movie / TV Series +
+
+ 🌽 +
+
+
+ + {/* Main Yard */} +
+
- + - HIST + WATCHED - REQS + ORDERS - FLCK + THE FLOCK -
- +
+ - + - +
-
-
- >> SYSTEM_LOG +
+
+
+ +

+ Barn Noise +

+
+
+ +
-
- + +
+

+ "The early bird gets the 4K stream." +

- -
- COOP OS // ALL_SYSTEMS_GO - LATENCY: 42MS // BH: {wallet?.totalEarned || 0} -